Mocking another church sign today:
JESUS! GOD’S VALENTINE TO YOU
Remember the Peanuts kids comparing notes after each house they went to on Halloween? “I got a candy bar!” “I got gum!” And poor Charlie Brown: “I got a rock.” I’m imagining the same sort of scene, except with people comparing Valentine’s Day gifts. “I got flowers!” “I got chocolates! What’d you get?” “uhhh… I got a flayed dead hippie with holes in his hands.”
Some gift, huh? “Look, I killed a guy to show how much I love you!” Um, gee. A card would have been fine. Really.
Oh well, at least he didn’t do it to impress Jodie Foster. As far as we know.
That reminds me of a cartoon the Blag Hag posted, of Jesus on the cross saying “I really wish I hadn’t forgotten my Safe Word”.
Flayed? How so?
From the scourging. Artistic license. You didn’t object to “hippie.”
LMAO! Gotta love Atheist humor! Too bad it can’t be shared with some friends and family members, some of whom pray for my salvation every day. One is uncomfortable with the term, and prefers to define me as a lapsed Agnostic. Oh well, it helps him sleep better…