Time to mock another church sign.
JESUS! DON’T LEAVE EARTH WITHOUT HIM
This, for those who don’t remember, is a takeoff on the American Express slogan “Don’t leave home without it.” The church that put this up should check their facts first, of course, because since the financial meltdown American Express has been exactly the card you should leave at home – unless being a stranded traveler with a credit card that’s been unexpectedly shut down appeals to you. But that wasn’t the first thing that popped to mind when I saw that sign. It was Jesus, wandering around aimless and dejected because once again, he missed his ride. “Hey, wait… I was supposed to go with you! What do you mean you’re leaving? No wait… hold on a second… ah crap, it happened again! Everybody keeps ditching me. Is it my breath?”
